This week on Twitter …

  • RT @caratweets: I cried. RT @aurosan tears stream­ing down my face watch­ing this: http://​bit​.ly/​V​TEh [VID] If this doesn’t make you cry … #
  • Yes. RT @khank: Last night @hnkns said “Ooo, I hope we’ll be home in time for final Jeopardy!” To which I said “What are you? And old man?” #
  • It’s ALIVE! http://​respectable​mu​sic​.com A brand new music rec­om­men­da­tion site built by @20bs and edited by yours truly. #
  • Glad you’re enjoy­ing it! More to come. RT @kenmayes: Enjoying some William Fitzsimmons on http://​respectable​mu​sic​.com http://​bit​.ly/​c​a​g​EWM #
  • If Claire is com­ing back into the pic­ture, it looks like she’ll be chan­nelling Rouseau. I pro­pose we call her Inspector Clairseau. #LOST #
  • Questions are about to be answered, yo. #LOST #
  • The Japanese take base­ball VERY seri­ously. #LOST #
  • Go away! Come back! Kill that guy. This episode reminds me of my high­school girl­friend. #LOST #
  • Other John Lennon just wants to work on another verse of “Imagine” and he needs the whole Others Choir to make it sound right. #
  • Well, THAT cer­tainly cleared things up. #LOST #
  • You asked for more and you got it. Smokey John’s Diary part 2 is now live. My LOST recap: http://​hnkns​.com/​x/9 #LOST #
  • Inbox Zero achieve­ment unlocked. #
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This week on Twitter …

  • RT @caratweets: I cried. RT @aurosan tears stream­ing down my face watch­ing this: http://​bit​.ly/​V​TEh [VID] If this doesn’t make you cry … #
  • Yes. RT @khank: Last night @hnkns said “Ooo, I hope we’ll be home in time for final Jeopardy!” To which I said “What are you? And old man?” #
  • It’s ALIVE! http://​respectable​mu​sic​.com A brand new music rec­om­men­da­tion site built by @20bs and edited by yours truly. #
  • Glad you’re enjoy­ing it! More to come. RT @kenmayes: Enjoying some William Fitzsimmons on http://​respectable​mu​sic​.com http://​bit​.ly/​c​a​g​EWM #
  • If Claire is com­ing back into the pic­ture, it looks like she’ll be chan­nelling Rouseau. I pro­pose we call her Inspector Clairseau. #LOST #
  • Questions are about to be answered, yo. #LOST #
  • The Japanese take base­ball VERY seri­ously. #LOST #
  • Go away! Come back! Kill that guy. This episode reminds me of my high­school girl­friend. #LOST #
  • Other John Lennon just wants to work on another verse of “Imagine” and he needs the whole Others Choir to make it sound right. #
  • Well, THAT cer­tainly cleared things up. #LOST #
  • You asked for more and you got it. Smokey John’s Diary part 2 is now live. My LOST recap: http://​hnkns​.com/​x/9 #LOST #
  • Inbox Zero achieve­ment unlocked. #
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This week on Twitter …

  • I’ve not brought my A-​​game to Twitter these past few days. I’m sorry. I promise to get back to twee – Oooh … pretty web­site! #
  • I am not stu­pid, but I like my soft­ware to assume that I am. #
  • I’m gonna try live­blog­ging #LOST tonight. If you watch TV and the Internet at the same time, come hang out at http://​hnkns​.com/​x/6 #
  • It’s the new char­ac­ter tango. #LOST is a Hollywood agent’s dream come true. #
  • I DO wanna know, Jacob! And so does Hurley. #
  • Claire really needs to jump time­lines for a while and see a styl­ist. #LOST #
  • Does no one on this island have any paper? #LOST #
  • You’d think after all those years on the island, Jack would have learned you don’t tempt fate. How many mir­rors did he break there? #LOST #
  • The time for ques­tions is over. Last night’s #LOST recap is ready to read: http://​hnkns​.com/​x/7 #
  • Infographic of the day. Every Venn dia­gram, ever: http://​hnkns​.com/​x/8 #
  • You know what? I’m just gonna say it. Rickrolling isn’t a prank, it’s a present. I’m never gonna give YOU up, Rick Astley! #
  • nice, i just snatched squeeze for mac totally free at http://​macheist​.com #
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This week on Twitter …

  • I’ve not brought my A-​​game to Twitter these past few days. I’m sorry. I promise to get back to twee – Oooh … pretty web­site! #
  • I am not stu­pid, but I like my soft­ware to assume that I am. #
  • I’m gonna try live­blog­ging #LOST tonight. If you watch TV and the Internet at the same time, come hang out at http://​hnkns​.com/​x/6 #
  • It’s the new char­ac­ter tango. #LOST is a Hollywood agent’s dream come true. #
  • I DO wanna know, Jacob! And so does Hurley. #
  • Claire really needs to jump time­lines for a while and see a styl­ist. #LOST #
  • Does no one on this island have any paper? #LOST #
  • You’d think after all those years on the island, Jack would have learned you don’t tempt fate. How many mir­rors did he break there? #LOST #
  • The time for ques­tions is over. Last night’s #LOST recap is ready to read: http://​hnkns​.com/​x/7 #
  • Infographic of the day. Every Venn dia­gram, ever: http://​hnkns​.com/​x/8 #
  • You know what? I’m just gonna say it. Rickrolling isn’t a prank, it’s a present. I’m never gonna give YOU up, Rick Astley! #
  • nice, i just snatched squeeze for mac totally free at http://​macheist​.com #
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This week on Twitter …

  • It’s so true! RT @MattFlicks: This one goes out to @hnkns: Paul Thomas Anderson is the poor man’s Rian Johnson. #
  • I hear tonight’s #Lost is gonna include a medal cer­e­mony. A kinda Star Wars meets Vancouver meets HOLY CRAP WHO SUMMONED THE SMOKE MONSTER? #
  • OMG. I was watch­ing VH1 Pop-​​up video and it turns out Taylor Swift is one of the oth­ers! #
  • How does Smokey John like his bour­bon? Carcoal fil­tered! #Lost #
  • Only 13 episodes to go? No wor­ries! Here’s a brand new char­ac­ter. This island’s pop­u­la­tion den­sity is start­ing to rival China’s. #Lost #
  • Ah ha! Jacob was putting together a soft­ball team. #Lost #
  • My #LOST recap is up now. Read in good health! http://​hnkns​.com/​x/5 #
  • So I’m think­ing about doing the whole “Words With Friends” thing. Exaclty how much is this going to wreck my life? #
  • Just heard the rules for the Tiger Woods press thing later today. Clearly it’s eas­ier to sleep with Tiger than to inter­view him. #
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This week on Twitter …

  • It’s so true! RT @MattFlicks: This one goes out to @hnkns: Paul Thomas Anderson is the poor man’s Rian Johnson. #
  • I hear tonight’s #Lost is gonna include a medal cer­e­mony. A kinda Star Wars meets Vancouver meets HOLY CRAP WHO SUMMONED THE SMOKE MONSTER? #
  • OMG. I was watch­ing VH1 Pop-​​up video and it turns out Taylor Swift is one of the oth­ers! #
  • How does Smokey John like his bour­bon? Carcoal fil­tered! #Lost #
  • Only 13 episodes to go? No wor­ries! Here’s a brand new char­ac­ter. This island’s pop­u­la­tion den­sity is start­ing to rival China’s. #Lost #
  • Ah ha! Jacob was putting together a soft­ball team. #Lost #
  • My #LOST recap is up now. Read in good health! http://​hnkns​.com/​x/5 #
  • So I’m think­ing about doing the whole “Words With Friends” thing. Exaclty how much is this going to wreck my life? #
  • Just heard the rules for the Tiger Woods press thing later today. Clearly it’s eas­ier to sleep with Tiger than to inter­view him. #
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This week on Twitter …

  • If Sayid turns out to be Jacob-​​possessed, he needs a new name. How about St. Sayid of Iraqistan, patron of tor­tur­ers and drown­ing vic­tims? #
  • SPOILER ALERT! Tonight’s #Lost will intro­duce a new char­ac­ter and end with a tan­ta­liz­ing cliffhanger. #
  • Is any­one else expect­ing side­kick hip­pie dude to break into a ren­di­tion of “Let It Be”? #Lost #
  • Oh! I finally get it. If Sayid takes the pill he gets to leave the Matrix. #
  • Claire & Kate keep say­ing “you don’t have to do this” but in #Lost there is no free will. That’s why I’m still watch­ing. #
  • Everyone in #Lost should use that Christian Bale Batman voice: “A dark­ness grow­ing … Claire is the hero Gotham Island needs right now.” #
  • Not any­more! This word is awe­some. RT @saulcolt: I just described a pretty girl as “Fetching”. Am I the only per­son still using that word? #
  • If it’s called “snack stick,” “meat prod­uct,” or named after a cow­boy, I don’t wanna eat it. #
  • You can tell this scene in “Grey’s Anatomy” is really emo­tional because they switched to the syn­the­sized strings. #
  • Ronnie James Dio res­cued all his songs from the Island of Misfit Metaphors. #
  • Opening cer­e­monies have com­menced for that revered qua­dren­nial rit­ual, the Winter #hash­tag Olympics. #
  • I’m dis­turbed that the same cul­ture that gave us Hello Kitty also gave us Hentai. More dis­turbed that there’s prob­a­bly a Hello Kitty Hentai. #
  • Thanks to @Allais and @tma I have been hipped to “rule 34.” I now live my with just a lit­tle more fear and a lot more “ewwww!” in reply to Allais #
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This week on Twitter …

  • If Sayid turns out to be Jacob-​​possessed, he needs a new name. How about St. Sayid of Iraqistan, patron of tor­tur­ers and drown­ing vic­tims? #
  • SPOILER ALERT! Tonight’s #Lost will intro­duce a new char­ac­ter and end with a tan­ta­liz­ing cliffhanger. #
  • Is any­one else expect­ing side­kick hip­pie dude to break into a ren­di­tion of “Let It Be”? #Lost #
  • Oh! I finally get it. If Sayid takes the pill he gets to leave the Matrix. #
  • Claire & Kate keep say­ing “you don’t have to do this” but in #Lost there is no free will. That’s why I’m still watch­ing. #
  • Everyone in #Lost should use that Christian Bale Batman voice: “A dark­ness grow­ing … Claire is the hero Gotham Island needs right now.” #
  • Not any­more! This word is awe­some. RT @saulcolt: I just described a pretty girl as “Fetching”. Am I the only per­son still using that word? #
  • If it’s called “snack stick,” “meat prod­uct,” or named after a cow­boy, I don’t wanna eat it. #
  • You can tell this scene in “Grey’s Anatomy” is really emo­tional because they switched to the syn­the­sized strings. #
  • Ronnie James Dio res­cued all his songs from the Island of Misfit Metaphors. #
  • Opening cer­e­monies have com­menced for that revered qua­dren­nial rit­ual, the Winter #hash­tag Olympics. #
  • I’m dis­turbed that the same cul­ture that gave us Hello Kitty also gave us Hentai. More dis­turbed that there’s prob­a­bly a Hello Kitty Hentai. #
  • Thanks to @Allais and @tma I have been hipped to “rule 34.” I now live my with just a lit­tle more fear and a lot more “ewwww!” in reply to Allais #
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This week on Twitter …

  • It’s a win­ter won­der­land out­side. As in: In won­der how quickly I’ll land on my bum as soon as a step out­side. #
  • Add my coin to the Twitter wish­ing well! RT @nurturedfutilty: http://​bit​.ly/​b​C​h​hEm Why not dis­able sup­port for IE6 when search­ing? #
  • Woo hoo! RT @khank: Is any­one else excited about the new #Chuck episode tonight? I know @hnkns and @mat­tflicks are look­ing for­ward to it! #
  • Watching #Lost is like being in an abu­sive rela­tion­ship with a time-​​traveling schiz­o­phrenic. In Hawaii. #
  • What Locke’s pos­sessed body doesn’t know is he could have gone home all along. All he has to do is smoke-​​spell “There’s no place like home.” #
  • From now on I’m call­ing the John Locke dop­pel­gänger char­ac­ter “Smokey John.” #
  • I’m not pirat­ing, I’m time shift­ing my DVDs. #
  • I won­der if there’s an alter­nate real­ity where #Lost makes sense. #
  • If “The Book of Eli” teaches us any­thing, it’s that the apoc­a­lypse won’t impact prod­uct place­ment. #
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This week on Twitter …

  • Interesting. All this talk of Apple releas­ing a “Kindle Killer” has given the Kindle the most pub­lic­ity it’s had since it launched. #
  • All my thoughts are cur­rently in closed beta. #
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