Author Archives: Timothy Sanford Hankins

Dear Twitter, I know I haven’t posted in days. I am still alive, just not very inter­est­ing. # My mis­sion should I choose to accept it: Find my 5’2″ wife at a recep­tion for the Womens Basketball Hall of Fame. #

Desmond’s a weapon. Because love, love is a bat­tle­field. #LOST # It’s a new thing they’re try­ing: Ten Island Tigers of Shaolin. #LOST # Evangaline Lilly’s next role? “Rambo 5: Island Revenge.” #LOST # If you aren’t watch­ing the sea­son finale of #Chuck tonight, I pity you. # Special pre­view for the night owls: Smokey John’s final entry: http://​hnkns​.com/​x/k [...]

Desmond’s a weapon. Because love, love is a bat­tle­field. #LOST # It’s a new thing they’re try­ing: Ten Island Tigers of Shaolin. #LOST # Evangaline Lilly’s next role? “Rambo 5: Island Revenge.” #LOST # If you aren’t watch­ing the sea­son finale of #Chuck tonight, I pity you. # Special pre­view for the night owls: Smokey John’s final entry: http://​hnkns​.com/​x/k [...]

Biggest mys­tery of #LOST? How does Locke get a human being on the line (on the third ring, no less) at the Los Angeles Police Department? # It’s time for tribal coun­cil! Who will be voted off the island? #Lost # How on earth did peo­ple han­dle being sick for extended peri­ods before Netflix Instant Queue? #

I’ve gained so much weight that I am now con­sid­ered too big to fail. # So the island is like some sorta Cosmic Grid sub­sta­tion? Do they send the smoke mon­ster out when some­one for­gets to pay the bill? #LOST #