This week on Twitter …

  • Dear Twitter, I know I haven’t posted in days. I am still alive, just not very inter­est­ing. #
  • My mis­sion should I choose to accept it: Find my 5’2″ wife at a recep­tion for the Womens Basketball Hall of Fame. #
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This week on Twitter …

  • Biggest mys­tery of #LOST? How does Locke get a human being on the line (on the third ring, no less) at the Los Angeles Police Department? #
  • It’s time for tribal coun­cil! Who will be voted off the island? #Lost #
  • How on earth did peo­ple han­dle being sick for extended peri­ods before Netflix Instant Queue? #
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This week on Twitter …

  • Biggest mys­tery of #LOST? How does Locke get a human being on the line (on the third ring, no less) at the Los Angeles Police Department? #
  • It’s time for tribal coun­cil! Who will be voted off the island? #Lost #
  • How on earth did peo­ple han­dle being sick for extended peri­ods before Netflix Instant Queue? #
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This week on Twitter …

  • I’ve gained so much weight that I am now con­sid­ered too big to fail. #
  • So the island is like some sorta Cosmic Grid sub­sta­tion? Do they send the smoke mon­ster out when some­one for­gets to pay the bill? #LOST #
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This week on Twitter …

  • I’ve gained so much weight that I am now con­sid­ered too big to fail. #
  • So the island is like some sorta Cosmic Grid sub­sta­tion? Do they send the smoke mon­ster out when some­one for­gets to pay the bill? #LOST #
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This week on Twitter …

  • Oh! FLASH mob, like when #Chuck flashes on some­thing and awe­some­ness ensues. I see what you did there. Please do it some more. #FlashChuck #
  • Recipe for hit web­site: Cute ani­mal or sports-​​inspired name; tripp­ple con­so­nanttts or no vwls; out­dated length lim­i­ta­tions; Oprah. #
  • The prob­lem with hang­ing out in the DMZ is both sides are shoot­ing at you. #
  • He’s back, and he’s fierce. Smokey John’s Diary No. 10. Hope you enjoy it. http://​hnkns​.com/​x/j #LOST #
  • Listen, digi-​​bitch. The item IS in the bag­ging area. #
  • Pro song­writ­ing tip: Quoting Bob Dylan doesn’t make you Bob Dylan. #
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