This week on Twitter …

  • Oh! FLASH mob, like when #Chuck flashes on some­thing and awe­some­ness ensues. I see what you did there. Please do it some more. #FlashChuck #
  • Recipe for hit web­site: Cute ani­mal or sports-​​inspired name; tripp­ple con­so­nanttts or no vwls; out­dated length lim­i­ta­tions; Oprah. #
  • The prob­lem with hang­ing out in the DMZ is both sides are shoot­ing at you. #
  • He’s back, and he’s fierce. Smokey John’s Diary No. 10. Hope you enjoy it. http://​hnkns​.com/​x/j #LOST #
  • Listen, digi-​​bitch. The item IS in the bag­ging area. #
  • Pro song­writ­ing tip: Quoting Bob Dylan doesn’t make you Bob Dylan. #
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This week on Twitter …

  • #CHUCK Just lev­eled up, peo­ple. This show has every­thing you could ever want in filmed enter­tain­ment. Do your­self a solid and tune in. #
  • I’ve decided to form an Amaericana/​Roots Rock band. We’ll be called “Flannel and Beards” and all our songs will be about how legit we are. #
  • I’m so excited! This Gizmodo/​iPhone thing is like a soap opera for geeks. Gertie! Bring me my plot thick­ener! #
  • Best. TV. Ad. Ever. http://​bit​.ly/​2​K​a​dCs. Got this via http://​kot​tke​.org. I highly rec­om­mend you add Kottke to your feed reader. #
  • Hey, @cathymccaughan, you’re doing it wrong. You’re sup­posed to call up a tech­nol­ogy blog and see how much they’ll give you for it. in reply to cathym­c­caughan #
  • That’s as handy as a pocket on a shirt. Unfortunately I hate shirt pock­ets. #
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This week on Twitter …

  • Of all the precincts in all the world, she had to walk into mine. #LOST #
  • “Why does Locke have to “show” every­body stuff? Can’t he just tell them?” – /​via @ken­mayes But then he DOES tell them, after say­ing “show.” #
  • Never has so lit­tle hap­pened in an hour that lasted so long. #LOST #
  • Sawyer has a def­i­nite case of the Christian Bales. Dude, grav­elly voice don’t make you a hero. #LOST #
  • He has the get­tin’ dumped blues. Here it is gang, another thrilling entry from Smokey John’s Diary. http://​hnkns​.com/​x/i #LOST #
  • According to the pack­age, Tide Stick does not work well on blood. Unrelated: I need a place to hide out for awhile. #
  • I’d like to direct your atten­tion to Icebird. It’s my new favorite Twitter app for iPhone and it’s quite ele­gant. http://​ice​bir​dapp​.com #
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This week on Twitter …

  • Of all the precincts in all the world, she had to walk into mine. #LOST #
  • “Why does Locke have to “show” every­body stuff? Can’t he just tell them?” – /​via @ken­mayes But then he DOES tell them, after say­ing “show.” #
  • Never has so lit­tle hap­pened in an hour that lasted so long. #LOST #
  • Sawyer has a def­i­nite case of the Christian Bales. Dude, grav­elly voice don’t make you a hero. #LOST #
  • He has the get­tin’ dumped blues. Here it is gang, another thrilling entry from Smokey John’s Diary. http://​hnkns​.com/​x/i #LOST #
  • According to the pack­age, Tide Stick does not work well on blood. Unrelated: I need a place to hide out for awhile. #
  • I’d like to direct your atten­tion to Icebird. It’s my new favorite Twitter app for iPhone and it’s quite ele­gant. http://​ice​bir​dapp​.com #
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This week on Twitter …

  • Is it just me or is the island becom­ing a sausage fest? #LOST #
  • I don’t care how good it is, there’s not THAT much money in chicken. #LOST #
  • WAY late this week, but here it is, for your read­ing plea­sure: Smokey John’s Diary, Soulmate Edition. http://​hnkns​.com/​x/h #LOST #
  • In case you missed it last night: Smokey John’s Diary, Soulmate Edition. http://​hnkns​.com/​x/h Enjoy! #LOST #
  • “Kick Ass” is, well, wor­thy of the epiphet. # KickAss #
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This week on Twitter …

  • Tonights #Chuck episode was per­fect. It’s back in 3 weeks & the next 6 eps will be per­fect for new view­ers. Do your­self a solid and watch. #
  • Has any­one ever actu­ally made a “laun­dry list”? #
  • I’m impressed that so many iPhone devs have released uni­ver­sal bina­ries of apps I own. I’ll have plenty of apps when I get my iPad. #
  • Show, don’t tell. #LOST #
  • There’s always a choice, brotha. Unless the Island isn’t fin­ished with you yet. Brotha. #
  • Is it just me or is Whitmore’s accent WAY more pro­nounced in the ol’ alter­verse? #LOST #
  • Hawking’s list is more top secret than Jacob’s #LOST #
  • I was just informed that my last two tweets were un-​​grammatical and mis­spelled. I assure you they are cor­rect in my other time­line. #LOST #
  • It’s short and sweet this week, but Smokey John added an entry to his diary. Read and enjoy! #LOST http://​hnkns​.com/​x/f #
  • I’ve always won­dered what hap­pens behind the maze in Pacman. #
  • Recent stud­ies have shown that, due to infla­tion, know­ing is now only 30% of the bat­tle. #
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This week on Twitter …

  • OK, Twitter, you ready to sing with me? It’s @khank’s birth­day and we gotta turn this mother out! 1, 2, 3, Happy Birthday to you … #
  • Tonight’s # Chuck is ramp­ing up to be a clas­sic, think. #
  • Tonight’s #Chuck is ramp­ing up to be a clas­sic, I think. #
  • I was right. Tonight’s episode of #Chuck is a clas­sic. And it sets up what will likely be the best sea­son finale of the year. #
  • #stophastagabuse #
  • Jeez Claireseau, seri­ously, get a hair­cut. Is that the real rea­son you hate Kate? Did she hoard all the prod­uct? #LOST #
  • I smell a movie! Desmond: From the high­land to the island. #LOST #
  • Smoke Monsters have feel­ings too. It’s the #LOST recap, Smokey John style. Read his lat­est diary entry: http://​hnkns​.com/​x/d #
  • Say what you will, but I’ve never had to reboot a pen. #
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This week on Twitter …

  • OK, Twitter, you ready to sing with me? It’s @khank’s birth­day and we gotta turn this mother out! 1, 2, 3, Happy Birthday to you … #
  • Tonight’s # Chuck is ramp­ing up to be a clas­sic, think. #
  • Tonight’s #Chuck is ramp­ing up to be a clas­sic, I think. #
  • I was right. Tonight’s episode of #Chuck is a clas­sic. And it sets up what will likely be the best sea­son finale of the year. #
  • #stophastagabuse #
  • Jeez Claireseau, seri­ously, get a hair­cut. Is that the real rea­son you hate Kate? Did she hoard all the prod­uct? #LOST #
  • I smell a movie! Desmond: From the high­land to the island. #LOST #
  • Smoke Monsters have feel­ings too. It’s the #LOST recap, Smokey John style. Read his lat­est diary entry: http://​hnkns​.com/​x/d #
  • Say what you will, but I’ve never had to reboot a pen. #
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This week on Twitter …

  • If you’re not watch­ing #Chuck on Monday nights, you’re doing it wrong. #
  • Well, we’re kinda in hell here to Richie boy. #LOST #
  • Somehow I feel like I’ve stum­bled onto an episode of Highlander. #LOST #
  • That priest is tak­ing the whole “tough love” thing a lit­tle too far. #LOST #
  • What’s for din­ner? *Smoked* boar, that’s what! #LOST #
  • Jacob has really mel­lowed out over the past cou­ple hun­dred or so years. #LOST #
  • Greetings, #LOST fans. For your enjoy­ment, I give you Smokey John’s Diary, No. 5. http://​hnkns​.com/​x/c #
  • Active voice helps here: “…over 100 mil­lion tons of garbage cir­cu­late in the Pacific Ocean.” #
  • That was meant for @ken­mayes Active voice helps here: “…over 100 mil­lion tons of garbage cir­cu­late in the Pacific Ocean.” #
  • Why is it that every cloud has a sil­ver lin­ing, but it only ever rains pen­nies from heaven? #
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This week on Twitter …

  • If you’re not watch­ing #Chuck on Monday nights, you’re doing it wrong. #
  • Well, we’re kinda in hell here to Richie boy. #LOST #
  • Somehow I feel like I’ve stum­bled onto an episode of Highlander. #LOST #
  • That priest is tak­ing the whole “tough love” thing a lit­tle too far. #LOST #
  • What’s for din­ner? *Smoked* boar, that’s what! #LOST #
  • Jacob has really mel­lowed out over the past cou­ple hun­dred or so years. #LOST #
  • Greetings, #LOST fans. For your enjoy­ment, I give you Smokey John’s Diary, No. 5. http://​hnkns​.com/​x/c #
  • Active voice helps here: “…over 100 mil­lion tons of garbage cir­cu­late in the Pacific Ocean.” #
  • That was meant for @ken­mayes Active voice helps here: “…over 100 mil­lion tons of garbage cir­cu­late in the Pacific Ocean.” #
  • Why is it that every cloud has a sil­ver lin­ing, but it only ever rains pen­nies from heaven? #
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